My book is a masterpiece, magnificent and excellent novel. You could earn at least $10,000 to one million dollar from my best novel. The readers would turn the pages in pleasure to find the consequences of the story.
It’s Christmas season, so all I’m going to say is God bless your pointy little head.
I’m going to take a moment to say:
BAHAHAHAHAHHA
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SlushPile Hell: One grumpy literary agent, a sea of query fails, and other publishing nonsense.
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I’m going to take a moment to say: BAHAHAHAHAHHA
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“Pointy little head…” LOL :D
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Okay, this will be my new insult towards everyone.
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I feel like the consequences of the story would be me going, “I can’t believe I spent fifteen dollars on this bullshit.”
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“I want to find the consequences of your story.”
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